Why we love children!

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead" she asked him. "Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over an went "Psst?" and it didn't move. Gotta Love Them.